when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE THIS WEEKEND
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer